Wronged Objects

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In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Wronged Objects.”

If your furniture, appliances, and other inanimate objects at home had feelings and emotions, to which item would you owe the biggest apology?

My 1991 Ford Explorer

For the past 19 years I have maintained a 1991 Ford Explorer, and as the ever frugal wise man I am, I keep on driving this original SUV. However, family, friends and especially my son, suggested I trade in the “Exploder,” as he calls her. I named the Explorer, “Betsy” and, she has traveled across the US pulling a popup camper as far west as South Dakota, along the East coast from New York to Florida.

Let’s face it I’m a frugal guy and I see no need to purchase another vehicle especially when Betsy satisfies my transportation needs in retirement of hauling my kayak, bicycle, golf clubs, in Southwest Florida.

I do apologize for permitting her to be parked in my garaged for just over ten years while I drove a company car. I also apologize for not providing a good wax job, along with paying for the detail work needed and not washing the salty snow from the sections that are now showing rust, for this I do apologize. I will however, after completing this posting I will treat her to a car wash, with sweet smelling deodorants and a wax.

With over two hundred thousand original miles on her body, I know her days are limited and I will one day move on to another vehicle, but I am proud of my girl and for the time we have left together, I will care for and treat her to all she deserves, my Betsy.

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4 responses to “Wronged Objects”

  1. Sandi Avatar

    My daughter always names our cars, even our old clunkers — not to imply that Betsy is a clunker: she sounds like a great vehicle.

    1. Retirement Lifestyle / Nomadic Adventurer Avatar

      Oh no problem, Betsy is old, however, its maturity keeps new car drivers from crowding me on the roadway. LOL!

  2. One Gentleman Avatar

    You are a wise man indeed. Why spend more with Betsy performs her duties well? My mentor one said, “When you are inside your vehicle, only the people outside know what the exterior looks like.” LoL.

    1. Retirement Lifestyle / Nomadic Adventurer Avatar

      Now that is a true statement of fact. LOL!

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