Husband: Speaking to himself.
I should have read the instructions before beginning and not been overwhelmed with the excitement to see a finished product.
Now, I stand, staring at a lopsided design with three extra bolts, two nuts, and one locking washer.
The instructions, provided are written in five different languages all of which I can read. I have a Bachelors of Arts degree in teaching and a master’s in education.
I’m so confused.
Husband: Yelling aloud to his wife.
Honey, Where are the instructions?
Wife: Yelling from another bedroom.
On the top of the changing table, I built yesterday, next to the baby swing you are building today.